My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
Colin? Your rapey neighbor? Do we call him that? Just behind your back.
oh jesus, please tell me you aren’t naked on my couch with my sister.
I wish i could make you into a coat, but a living coat not a dead coat
#let me play you the song of my people
#it’s called ‘sass and snobbery’ brother dear #you’ll like the refrain #it goes ‘you annoy me, get out of my flat’
^the look on john’s face #that’s the look of a pure proud man