India’s Academy of Sorcery boasts an impressive display of flashy colours, from enchanted saris that shift colours sporadically throughout the day, to the lavishly painted exterior of the academy which is situated in a nondescript location along Ganges River. Due to the frightening rate at which the school’s ancient mango tree (jokingly nicknamed “Mammoth Mango Machine”) produces mangoes, students have to endure the perpetually evolving art of mango cuisine at least five days a week. Every year, to the students’ great enjoyment, classes are halted for Diwali to make time for various competitions that take place: firework flourishes and charms for upper-year students (bonus points if it doesn’t set any part of the school on fire), and lantern designing for lower-year students (use of animals, alive or dead, is forbidden).
the hobbit’s budget is $250 million
how the hell do you even spend $250 million
How much money did you think it would take to turn Benedict Cumberbatch into a dragon?
It was surprisingly easy to turn him into a dragon. The budget was blown in bribes to convince him to change back to human at the end of the day
“Benedict, come back here.”
“Benedict, you can’t fly around the set forever.”
“YES I CAN.”
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.
i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene
This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.
I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T
so much swag in 3 people
your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog